Cute Funny QuotesCute funny quotes abound in the first grade classroom. But I have to keep my pencil handy at all times, even on field trips!
First Grade Field TripToday, we took all of our first grade classes on a field trip to Stennis Space Center. We rode the school bus the short distance ...On the way there, we stopped at a railroad crossing for a couple of minutes. Obviously, there were good reasons for this. But immediately, some of the children grew restless. "What happened? Why we stopping?" Joe Joe yelled from the back of the bus. "Why ain't we GOING?" Next thing I knew, he was running up the aisle to the front of the bus. Before I could say or do anything, he stopped, looked left, right, and then yelled - to the top of his lungs - “It's all right, bus driver, HAUL BUTT!”
Class PicnicLater, after a special program at NASA, we had a class picnic on their property ...“What can I get for you, Martin?” My room mother asked as she pulled off the pop-top from a can of potted meat. “I don’t believe you’ve had enough to eat. Would you like some of this?” He jerked his plate away. “No!” he said, eyeing her suspiciously.
Then, he remembered his manners. “Thank you, Ma'am,” he said, in a calmer voice. “But I don’t eat dog food.”
Counting in First GradeAfter our field trip today, we returned to the classroom ...The students were working on Math whenever Ema became irritated. “Joe Joe’s ‘sturbing me. He COUNTS too loud!” "Well, I can’t count soft ... or like you said, Teacher.” I motioned to him. “Come over here to finish your lesson. And let’s try to count quietly.” His shoulders dropped. His face dropped. His head went down ... down on his desk. “I can’t!" he admitted. "I already tried and tried. And I can’t hear what I’m saying."
A MisquoteI’ve heard of a fellow being so intoxicated that he was three sheets in the wind, but Tommy had a different version …“Teacher, you not gonna believe this!” he said. “Last night my old man didn’t come home 'til ten after." He clenched his teeth and shook his head. "And when he did ... OW WEE! Was my momma mad! I’m telling ya, my old man was nine blankets in the air!”
Cute Funny QuoteBefore school was dismissed, I took them to recess. It had been a long day and they deserved it ...The entire ten minutes Stevie galloped around the playground on his imaginary horse. Afterwards, he stumbled into the classroom and fell into his desk, panting. “Phooey, I’m tired,” he said. “I been riding my horse all day.”
He wiped the sweat from his little brow. “But,” he concluded, "it sure beats walking!"
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