Mad at My Boyfriend!
When my granddaughter, Megan, was in the first grade she came to my house complaining. She said, "I'm mad at my boyfriend!" And on and on, she fussed about him.
Then, when she left my house, I found a note she had written to him. It said ...
I don't like you ANYMORE!
You are corn between my teeth!
I had to share that with you. lol!