Short Funny Poems

Each student told me what to write. And I copied it down. I LOVE the way they express themselves!

Bugs by Clarissa

Hi ya, little sissy bug. How do you do? If you don’t bother me, I won’t bother you!

Vegetables by Ema

I know I’m post to like green stuff. I know I’m post to eat it all. But I am not too big. So… I will eat a little bit. But I won’t eat it all!

What I Like by Tommy

I like cars. And I like big red trucks… But mine is toys. What I really want to do is go hunting. And shoot a big buck!

This is Easy by Amy

Spelling words is fun. And I can make 100. And that is good… Daddy said, “R-E-E-L-G-O-O-D!”

My Best Thing by Stevie

Recess is the BEST THING of all. I go out to play. But I got one BIG problem… I have to wait all day!

Why? by Martin

Why do I have to go to school? I have to get up early. And then... HURRY, HURRY. I hate that! I want to stay home. Cause I don’t like to worry... and, and stuff.

My Poem about Morning Milk by Joe Joe

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don’t like morning MATH. I DO like morning milk. Chocolate! And, oh yeah ... I don’t care if this thang don’t rhyme good!

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