Funny Storiesfrom The Diary of a First Grade TeacherHere's a collection of true funny stories taken straight from my classroom. It's appropriately named, The Diary of a First Grade Teacher.Funny True Stories
The students had heard our principal speak on the intercom every morning for a whole week now, but they had never met him ...
Whenever he came into our classroom, I said, "Class, this is Mr. Benken, the principal of our school." Stevie, who was standing beside me, heard Mr. Benken's voice and looked inspired. "Man," he blurted. "is that really you?" He stood staring at Mr. Benken ... first mesmerized, then exuberant. "WOW!" he finally gasped. "How do you do it?" "What are you talking about, son?" Mr. Benken replied. "You know," Stevie explained. He spoke loudly and slowly, as if the principal were both deaf and slow. "You the BIG MAN talkin' in the little box on the wall! I just wanna know - How do you do it?"
Don't You Get It?!At the Reading table, I asked Stevie to read the next sentence.And he did. “The gifts aren’t here,” he articulated. “Remember, the word, aren’t, is a contraction,” I said. “Aren’t stands for TWO WORDS. Who will tell me WHAT the two words are?” Stevie volunteered. “It means the gifts ain’t here.” "Well ... " I said, pausing. Stevie took it from there. And drove home his point. He slid his body halfway across the table, stuck his head right in my face, and spoke in a condescending tone. “They gone! YOU KNOW? That means, they AIN’T HERE no more!"
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